
Barcolepsy is what many of my friends experienced this past New Year's Eve. Hope everyone survived the holidays.
BARCOLEPSY (bar-ko-lep-see): NOUN describing a condition characterized by brief attacks of passing-the-fuck-out in public, most commonly at establishments where alcoholic beverages and other joyous libations are ingested. BARCOLEPSY is considered by some to be socially unacceptable even to the point of being against bar policy though BARCOLEPTICS often insist that it’s purely functional as a means to an end (i.e. to keep the party going). Some barcoleptics will try to take the to each his own angle and make statements including but not limited to 1) “what? you know how I am” 2) “I sleep when I’m tired” and 3) “I’m buying, shut it.” This approach achieves varying results ranging from being left out in the future to marrying someone boring.